I was crying throwing up laughing for like an hour nobody believes him
*clang* *CLANGG* *clang clang KLINK* *CLANNNNNNNNG* oh sorry i didn’t see you there i was just hitting my sword against things
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Amazing.
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Spent about ten minutes yesterday searching through my backpack for the heavy object that was making it heavy but eventually I had to accept that a bag which only contains light objects can be heavy, throuvh the process of addition. It feels unjust to me. I have the same problem with purchases. It feels wrong to me that buying ten cheap things is expensive
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I accidentally derailed a book discussion because the prof asked what we thought about it, and I said “at one point the author says ‘raccoons the size of huskies. which is a seriously big raccoon.”
and everyone started moving their arms to approximate the size of a husky and frowning. and I was like “because huskies are mostly leg, but raccoons are mostly body, so a raccoon scaled that large would be like a bear.” and then the prof said that he liked the ‘raccoons the size of huskies’ line, and tried to move on, and I interrupted again with “but that’s so big!”
huskies range between 51-60cm at the shoulder, and pandas range between 60-90 cm, so these would be raccoons roughly the size of an adult female panda
this is important because, unlike pandas, raccoons love meat. they already go after chickens and kittens at their current size. a panda-sized raccoon (especially a city raccoon, which have NO fear of people) might predate upon humans in the same way as their polar bears cousins
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am i doing it right
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Daily gratitude
- I don’t have kids
- I don’t spend money on nicotine
- I don’t gamble my money away on sports
- I’m not reliant on a chat bot for all my life functions
- My books/CDs/DVDs collection is plentiful
- My pussy barks
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wheelchairs should be free fuck you
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A mechanized billboard advertising laundry detergent in vintage home movie footage shot in Los Angeles in 1941.
This is the kind of content I want in a giant 3-ring binder to throw at people who say that horniness is some new disgusting thing that wasn’t around when they grew up
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